I was reading online today that Oprah is the highest earning personality on television. That makes me feel good. It gives me hope. Oprah makes $260 million and she is worth 1.5 billion. Now I understand why she can afford to give away all that stuff. She’s loaded! Jerry Seinfeld is behind her with grossing $60 million. I was surprised by that. How can he be #2? I thought he quit television when he quit his show. They shouldn’t include him in this list. I guess they wanted to make the numbers seem a little better. But he’s still behind Oprah by $200 million. He has a long way to go before he catches up. Oprah, will you adopt me?