I know you’re like Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy…where’s your American Idol update!

Well, the guys sucked. Therefore they all should be booted. I’m just kidding. Partially.

Anywho, here’s what I think about the guys:

They are nothing compared to the girls. The girls are in a totally different league. After wasting an hour last night watching the guys I was really disappointed. I’ve been an Idol Junkie for the past 6 years and I’ve never experienced something that made me want to stop watching the show. That’s how bad it was.

I’m still cheering Blake on. He did a good job. I’ve never heard the song before and it was definitely a different experience, but still good. Jared sung Stevie and he did pretty good. I remember Chris being good although I don’t remember what he sung. Phil was okay. Not as good as he usually is. He had some weird tone things going on at the beginning and that turned me off. The middle was definitely better than the beginning. Chris Sligh was very good. Brandon was okay. It wasn’t great, but it was okay. Sundance wasn’t bad but I really didn’t like it.

Sanjaya? Why is this kid still on the show. And why the fuck did he do the hula? I had to drop my mouth. No man would go on TV doing the hula. I mean, really. That’s my first time ever seeing a man do that. Wow. But besides that…he was terrible. He’s definitely gone tomorrow.

Who else might go? Maybe Brandon. I’m not sure. The guys aren’t that great. I can’t even pick my top 6 because they’re not that good….

We’ll see what happens tomorrow.